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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:45 pm    Post subject: What Do You Call

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Two bureaucrats who fall in love?

Soulless mates.

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Eric Booblitz



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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:03 am    Post subject:

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Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

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Marshall McClueless



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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:07 am    Post subject:

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:49 pm    Post subject:

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What is this? Punnery at the nunnery?

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Rob Graham



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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:25 pm    Post subject:

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Kierkegaard



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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:19 pm    Post subject:

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

a stick.

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Foog



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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:32 pm    Post subject:

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What do you call it when a humourless thug-in-a-skirt drops in, shits randomly in people's mouths, silences other people who are actually capable of writing something funny (when they're not sputtering in rage), and then fucks off back to whatever hole she came from to lob further humourless potshots?


The Aristocrats!

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Rob Graham



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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:33 am    Post subject:

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?

Bob.
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Kierkegaard



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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:25 am    Post subject:

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who y'gonna call?

ghost-busters!

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Larry hagmans liver



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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:37 am    Post subject:

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Marshall McClueless wrote:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.



What's orange and crawls?


A wounded cheezie.
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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:44 am    Post subject:

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What do you call a leper in a Jacuzzi?

Chowder

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Marshall McClueless



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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:51 pm    Post subject:

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“It's pronounced chowdah! Say it!”

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