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sooey Emperor Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 2031920
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:45 pm Post subject: What Do You Call
Two bureaucrats who fall in love?
Soulless mates.
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Eric Booblitz Joined: 29 Nov 2005 Posts: 3529 Location: Calgary
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:03 am Post subject:
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
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Marshall McClueless Joined: 11 Apr 2006 Posts: 4222
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:07 am Post subject:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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plasticpipe Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 282 Location: Toronto
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:49 pm Post subject:
What is this? Punnery at the nunnery?
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Rob Graham Joined: 04 Nov 2005 Posts: 4460 Location: Toronto
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:25 pm Post subject:
Link _________________ The truth is out there but the lies are in your head. - Terry Pratchett
My website.
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Kierkegaard Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 4512
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:19 pm Post subject:
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
a stick.
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Foog Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 891 Location: Yoorp no more
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:32 pm Post subject:
What do you call it when a humourless thug-in-a-skirt drops in, shits randomly in people's mouths, silences other people who are actually capable of writing something funny (when they're not sputtering in rage), and then fucks off back to whatever hole she came from to lob further humourless potshots?
The Aristocrats!
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Rob Graham Joined: 04 Nov 2005 Posts: 4460 Location: Toronto
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:33 am Post subject:
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
Bob. _________________ The truth is out there but the lies are in your head. - Terry Pratchett
My website.
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Kierkegaard Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 4512
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:25 am Post subject:
who y'gonna call?
ghost-busters!
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Larry hagmans liver Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 1176
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:37 am Post subject:
Marshall McClueless wrote: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What's orange and crawls?
A wounded cheezie. _________________ Eat, drink and be merry! For tomorrow we could be in Utah!
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minkepants Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 620
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:44 am Post subject:
What do you call a leper in a Jacuzzi?
Chowder
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Marshall McClueless Joined: 11 Apr 2006 Posts: 4222
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:51 pm Post subject:
“It's pronounced chowdah! Say it!”
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